"Totally Not Completely Unfake"
- She Doesn't Like Boys -
She doesn't like boys who look like boys
she only likes me
With all of the world making all of its noise
she only likes me
If I was not the one she wanted then I'd have to figure out a plan
just so she would understand
but I don't ever have to think that way
And this time I can show the world a girl who loves a girly guy
and this time I can be someone I never have to hide
They only like boys who look like girls
and they look just like me
With all of the noise in all of the world
they look just like me
If I was not the one they wanted then I'd have to figure out a plan
just so they would understand
but I don't ever have to think that way
- On My Way To The Store -
I got way too many mohterfuckin' things messin' with my mind
can't a guy like me just take a walk outside
I'm lookin' at the neighbor down the street
and if he continues laughing I will surely have to beat him.
I've been so many things
I've cut the chords pulled the strings
But I don't know just who I am.
Right outside my door
there's a world I defy
and what's to say
I can't take anymore
I'm counting to four
let's open this door
and see what's on the other side
one two three four
Not one thing has change
not one thing's the same
- Chatsworth -
They found out about me they found out about you
they said tell us you don't do those things
yes we do
and we're happy to do them for vanity profit and spite
And we're tempting the lens as we're tempting our fate
and we're early to post as we're staying up late
and we're happy to do it
we're having the time of your life
And all we said was we never asked to be born
the moral majority's un-chosen rules
the fear and the football the kids and the booze are
forever things we never want 'round here
Pack your bags we're heading to LA
we got a little money we got a place to stay
verify your age we're good to go
and now it's time to do a scene and go to sleep and do another scene and then
collect the checks and then sign the checks and then go
pack your bags we're taking us back home
And all we said was we never asked to be born
the moral majority's un-chosen rules
the fear and the football the kids and the booze are
forever things we never want 'round -
look at me now as I pull my hair our
forever things we never want 'round here
- Some Assembly Is Required -
Nuts and bolts and bits and pieces
my mail order robot friend
three box tops with proof of purchase
let the good times never end
some assembly is required
that's ok I have the time
with the help of my new robot
I will make the world bow down
I got a robot it's not pretend
when I write the program he'll be my friend and
he will protect me from all my fear
Big enough to scare the neighbors
small enough to dress in clothes
my robot is always learning
but my robot never grows
shiny buttons gears and circuits
xray and metal claws
with the help of my new robot
I can live above the law
- That One Time Upstairs-
Here we go again on our own singing high
I never thought I'd be alone
but now you're with me please don't stay just don't go
I've seen so many things I don't understand at all
if you were to follow me I don't if if I'd follow you
I have my pride
Jump back for the love attack but I can't see at all
am I going blind
Jump back for the love attack but I can't see at all
break away the times that you were mine
Well here we go again we're all alone again
and everything is not fine
I think I'm losing my mind
everything is out of time
- Regret -
I don't mind living all alone if you are by my side
well I don't want to loose you
If you are stealing my covers see I think that is just fine
See I don't want to loose you
Well I can live without respect
if we can live for all time
as long as I don't have to live alone again
Oh tell me will you be the one the one I wake up next to
Or will it be another fight
Oh tell me will I be the one the one you think that you'll choose
cause I want you to spend the night
I'm ready to admit something is better than nothing
well I don't want to loose you
and if you tell me what you think I'll tell you what I think
See I don't want to loose you
Well I can live without respect
if you think you can find the time
as long as you are here
as long as you are mine
and I can live without respect
if you think you can find the time
And even if I wind up all alone
I have a thousand memories inside
you'll never take a thing away from me
you'll never find the things that I hide
- Fatty Arbuckle -
Talk about a murder back in 1921
the golden age of Hollywood had only just begun
Fatty took a break for a little celebration
drove to San Fransisco for a Labor Day vacation
Fatty Arbuckle well his problems only just begun
The party was alive as the wine began to pour
but a girl was busy dying just behind a bedroom door
Fatty was the first to find the girls inebriation
a complicated death was blow apart by accusations
Fatty Arbuckle well his problems only just begun
He didn't do it
The San Fransisco Grand Jury today refused to indite Roscoe Arbuckle for the murder of Virginia Rappe
until further evidence is introduced to clear up disputed points
- NCC1701D -
Well captain Picard said make it so
so we all took a cruise through he Neutral Zone
and Riker got a very strange transmission
the captain told Data to engage
and just when I thought that everything was safe
we found that it was Lor he sided with the fuckin' Borg
and he wants us to assimilate
Well Geordi LaForge and lieutenant Worf
they came up with a plan to defeat the Borg
and Troy was picking up a weird sensation
the captain told Crusher to display
before we could see it we knew we were cheated
turns out that it was Q
he always has to fuck with you and
he said that it was just a test
- You Have A Friend At Work -
People talk behind your back and it's so unprofessional to carry on at work that way
Even though your mom told me that you're a homosexual don't you let it ruin your day
Life is so improbable people so impossible
listen to the words that they say
even though you think you are an artsy intellectual
no one is going to treat you that way
And you could be the right man
the right man for the job
and if you listen closely
when they assault you at work that way
you'll see it doesn't matter anyway no
you could be the right man for the job
- The Lawn Of The World -
I came back from the chair with a mouth full of Novocaine
and I rest in my home all alone with the pills the doctor gave
And I find that I spend all my time thinking of a better place
now it seems all I ever do is think of space
We can train our eyes on the many distant lights
as we add to the book of the stars
It's taking me back to the place to the start to the singular point to the bang that brought us space and time
out to the edge of the space we perceive is a step on the lawn of the world and we are walking blind
I would like to apply for a job in astronomy
I could add and subtract from the bodies that cruise the outer rings
I could help pull the weight in the search for the necessary things
as we look back into the past at the great unknown
- Sometimes You Win -
Well I have reached an ultimate conclusion
breaking with the school yard constitution
no more pushed around and no more punches
all my money will now be spent on lunches
No more waiting for contusions
let me show you my solution
And this time we fight
this time you fall
this time we win
and your loosing it all
this time tomorrow
we take back the school
never say I didn't warn you
No more pencils
no more books
no more bully's dirty looks
Watch out cause we're coming
gonna come now come to get you
from the AV to the chess club to goth kid
better watch out
- Dress -
Crossing the line
I got nowhere to go
I'm staring at you in the window
I just want to try it on tonight
Why am I singing to a dress
I need the sweet caress
I have got to go
but I just can't say no tonight
I bough it last night
paid in fucking cash
now I want to stand in the window
- Romero's Head -
In the land of the dead we all react as one
in the land of the dead we have no concept of the sun and
all the screaming that you hear just means we're having fun
in the land of the dead you better learn to run when you hear...
Well even the dead underneath your bed they are calling
to come join the crowd they are crawling
you can be dead you can be dead with just a bite to the head
and it's just a virus
Even the dead in Romero's Head they are calling
to come join the crowd they are crawling
You could be dead you could be dead
I'll watch as you pass away
that's how I spend my time
and you and I will be friends when you're
Dead
- Drag You -
One shot
I can't take it anymore
push me pull me
I've got
a little but I need some more
won't you join me
two shots
I can take a little more
look what I found
three shots
I can't take it anymore
this glass is bringing me down
Just let me say
that I spent my whole life
but you have what I want
so I say to you
I can bind your hands
drag you through the street
take this loaded gun
ram it through your teeth
you can scream for help
through a bloody face
I can slit your throat
you know just in case
I can tell you're confused as I threaten your life
if you're smart you won't dare take your eyes off this knife
and in time you might see looking up from below
I can buy you a drink
but I can't spare you
- Journey To The Center Of 1982 -
Which direction am I going
it's a secret no one knows
I have a little problem
to fix it
I will go back in time
Punch a hole through space you see I know just what to do
journey to the year of 1982
take the fading edges of a dying memory
make it live again my time machine
If you think I've lost my mind well
I'll tell you one thing
turn around
you see you can not find me
that's because...
- Bike -
Let me show you what it's like
I have no reason though it's the season
just past the city lights
Let me show you what it's like
meet me here and bring your bike
Shooting up the ramp and know that no one's keeping score
and we'll race against the clock until we cannot pedal anymore
and when we get back home you know we're gonna hit the floor
Let me show you what it's like
12 years old
we own the bike trails
Well I was busy thinkin' walkin' through the park one day
about the jump that took the life of a kid last May
when it occurred to me
if you want to clear the jump you've got to set yourself free
you've got to start way back hold your breath and then
you've got to go
Let me show you what it's like
everybody put your bike
everybody put your bike away
everyone put your bike away
- Megan17Nicole -
I never thought that you would go
I always thought that you would stay
but now I see you'll never stray
far away from far away
If I have to I guess I'll let go
Out of fear I have to say these words so let me make it very clear
oh won't you come back and stay awhile
Never fear the number on my phone will never change I'm always here
Stay awhile
Take me out and help me find a reason for this chorus
Take me out
Far away is far too far away
I never thought that you would die
I guess it's great that you're not dead
but still I feel I have to mourn
lock my heart hang my head
- Big Oil -
It wasn't very long ago
just before the ice and snow
gave their way to Mexico
in the land of Dinosaurs
There was a magic dinosaur
who left his cave to go report
to all the other dinosaurs
about the things he'd seen
You won't believe me
or the things I've seen
I know what we will be
so very many million years from now
you all must follow me
I know a secret hiding place where we can all be warm and safe
Of all the animals he warned
most of all the dinosaurs
chose to laugh and to ignore
the message that he gave
It isn't very long since then
and if you visit the museum
you'll see the laughing dinosaurs
dancing on display
- Woodland Hills -
I want you to be the one
as it stands I think I'm gonna hide from you
cause right now I can't stand the sight of you
Go on and say it's not enough
but you know I can't take anymore
Cause you want to take it and I want to break it
I can't take the time just to break you down
down to the ground well
I can't take you I can't break you down
Pack your bags we're heading to LA
- Nice Place To Be -
I think I'll take a walk tonight
spend a little time outside
take a different way
waste another day
I think I'll take a walk tonight
I'd like to spend some time with you
I think of all the things we'll do
when we're alone
it was nice to be there
all alone
it was nice to be there
on our own
There is a place I like to go
and it sure was nice to be there
all alone with you
show me a way and I will go
to the place we meet
I'll be there
all alone with you
with you tonight
I think I'll slowly go insane
see me dancing in the rain
turn the book around
read it upside down
I think I'll take a walk tonight
- Twenty One -
Well you stand and you fall
and you're up again
as you lean against the bar
and you stand and then you fall
I've seen it all before now
a thousand times or more
And I can't give you any more to drink
take some time to think
you're not the living end
oh no
It was all in fun
when you flashed your card
and it said you were twenty one
well you lied
oh no
Last call
you don't have to stay here
but you can't go home
